I have a YouTube profile where I upload a xerox of my butt: (Parental Advisory) http://youtube.com/user/MinecraftHipster
I have a FunnyJunk profile where I upload 2 xeroxes of my butt:(Parental Advisory) http://funnyjunk.com/user/hankhillofthe
I have a tumblr where I upload GIFs of my butt:
I have a Steam profile where I play Butt Xerox Simulator 2014: http://steamcommunity.com/id/soraisdabomb
I have an Ask.fm profile where you can ask me how to make a xerox of your butt: http://ask.fm/Chadkins
I also have a blog where people go to the “Stuff I Do” section and wonder why butt xeroxing is mentioned so prominently, but I have no idea how to get there. I’m pretty sure that its existence is a rumor started by the Taiwanese government to oppress chicken farmers who eat chocolate every fortnight. Or Russian robots. Or both.